the dumbest things you've ever done

Jan 02

just for fun.. try to out do the person behind you...
Ok... my dumbest moment is:... I lost my rental car in a parking lot in New Orleans... yes, drinking was involved.. could not remember what make it was , but did remember the color.. so, in the pouring rain,, I proceeded to put the key in every car that resembled my rental, setting off car alarms... many car alarms... . .. finally got the car, then proceeded to make my way onto one of the parade routes...can you top that ???
needless to say, I don't drink anymore..

Replies to This Posting

  1. RE: the dumbest things you've ever done

    Jan 02

    so many to mention.
    maybe buying plane tickets for wrong date and discovering it in the airport?

  2. RE: the dumbest things you've ever done

    Jan 02

    announced a milkshake was orgasmic in the middle of a posh restaurant...

    dropped a cooked chicken in asda all over the floor, picked it up and hid it behind the bacon

    fell over into a puddle infront of the whole playground in high school

    there was this tiny thorntons shop and my friend went in to buy his girlfriend a box of chocolates for christmas, it was PACKED, and I announced that chocolates said that the person had no imagination or originality... and the dirty looks within the space of 5 minutes I got was incredible.

    put a rustlers burger in the plastic packaging in the microwave...



    Take everything from the inside
    and throw it all away
    cos I swear for the last time
    I won't trust myself with you.

  3. RE: the dumbest things you've ever done

    Jan 02

    oh, Hybrid )))))))))))))))))

  4. RE: the dumbest things you've ever done

    Jan 02

    fell off school roof and knocked myself unconcious, woke up in a ambulance with a neck brace thingy on,
    and paying $100 for papa roach v.i.p.
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    "give it here" "NO IT'S MINE" "let me have it" "IT'S MY TURN" "you had it last" "FXCK OFF" "c'mon gimmie it" "NO WAY"... siamese twins having a wank!
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  5. RE: the dumbest things you've ever done

    Jan 02

    callmeasyouwant wrote:
    oh, Hybrid )))))))))))))))))


    you can ask ANYONE, I am officially the clumsiest person you will ever meet. nearly set the kitchen on fire the other night x

    Take everything from the inside
    and throw it all away
    cos I swear for the last time
    I won't trust myself with you.

  6. RE: the dumbest things you've ever done

    Jan 02

    Hm... tried to stand up and from sitting on the floor and stepped on my own hand. I fell over and knocked down a big box of chips.

    Let a doctor pull on my broken wrist without anesthesia to reset it.

    Fell down and broke my wrist in two places.

    -most of my stupid moments involve me being a clutz-

  7. RE: the dumbest things you've ever done

    Jan 02

    no, you def are not.

  8. RE: the dumbest things you've ever done

    Jan 02

    the dumbest thing i ever done was walk into a parked car

  9. RE: the dumbest things you've ever done

    Jan 02

    I was walking backwards to face my friends while I was talking to them, And I was at a hotel I never been in and I walked right into a pool. It was pretty embarrassing. My friends laughed so hard 'cuase im usually not very clumsy or anything lol. :)

  10. RE: the dumbest things you've ever done

    Jan 02

    I couldnt sleep one time when I was 14 in Ft Lauderdale, so my Sis-in-Law and I went for a walk at 5am. While we were walking she wanted to get a flower in the center of the Horse's Race track, so we went. After getting the flower a horse ran by so I started jumping up and down and waving my arms. The dude almost flipped off the horse and started cussing me out.

  11. RE: the dumbest things you've ever done

    Jan 03

    There are plenty, but most recently a driver called looking for directions to our terminal, instead of telling him to make a left on Lower Buckeye, I told him to make a right, he called back like 30 minutes later and was like I turned right on Lower Buckeye like you saaid and then I stood up and realized it was my right and not his, so I played it off like we just had shift change and I wasn't the one who gave him the wrong directions.
    R.I.P Jimmy =(

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