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CHUCK NORRIS

Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 6:56 PM by kElLi

Who doesn't love a good CHUCK NORRIS line?? I do...If you don't sorry.. lets hear the best you have


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could CHUCK NORRIS?????? ALL OF IT

  1. *L@cE[y]* avatar

    *L@cE[y]*

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    haha.....

    chuck norris is SOO fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head XD...ha

  2. xMissxErikax avatar

    xMissxErikax

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 8:03 PM

    I did a speech in my college speech class about him bahaha and got an A :)

    Chuck Norris is the reason waldo's hiding.
    Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
    When CN doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down beneath him.

    i could go on and on. haha

  3. *L@cE[y]* avatar

    *L@cE[y]*

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 8:06 PM

    xxLittleDirtyGirlxxErikaxx wrote:
    I did a speech in my college speech class about him bahaha and got an A :)

    Chuck Norris is the reason waldo's hiding.
    Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
    When CN doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down beneath him.

    i could go on and on. haha



    haha YES!
    i love the CN CAN believe it's not butter...one

  4. kElLi avatar

    kElLi

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 8:06 PM

    haha i love it....call me a dork.. ninjas want to grow up and be like chuck norris....but usually they grow up to be killed by chuck norris

  5. kElLi avatar

    kElLi

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 8:07 PM

    xxLittleDirtyGirlxxErikaxx wrote:
    I did a speech in my college speech class about him bahaha and got an A :)

    thats awesome ;)

  6. roach01 avatar

    roach01

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 8:16 PM

    chuck norris got into a knife fight.....and the knife lost

  7. b0ard3rl!n3rachel avatar

    b0ard3rl!n3rachel

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 8:32 PM

    My friend got a chuck norris action figure for his bday xD


    Chuck Norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesnt check his closet for the boogie man, the boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  8. cucaracha avatar

    cucaracha

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    when CN was born, the only person crying was the doctor...because you don't smack CN..

    CN counted to infinity....twice

  9. *L@cE[y]* avatar

    *L@cE[y]*

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    cucaracha wrote:
    when CN was born, the only person crying was the doctor...because you don't smack CN..

    CN counted to infinity....twice



    haha nice XD

  10. nick-janssen avatar

    nick-janssen

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 10:08 PM

    Children go to bed in Superman pyjamas, Superman goes to bed in Chuck Norris pyjamas

  11. devils_advokate avatar

    devils_advokate

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    when chuck norris has sex with a boy, he is not gay! he already had all women on planet earth - twice!

  12. Busta avatar

    Busta
    Moderator

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 1:03 AM

    we sell chuck norris books at my work.



    isn't chuck norris like sooooo 2005 though?

  13. xMissxErikax avatar

    xMissxErikax

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    Busta wrote:
    we sell chuck norris books at my work.



    isn't chuck norris like sooooo 2005 though?



    yeah it's kinda old, and sometimes if it gets overdone it's like..really...just stop it's not even funny.
    but there's so many it's almost impossible to get sick of them. unless that's all you do. or someone who's ridiculously annoying talks about it all the time.

  14. PRlove4life avatar

    PRlove4life

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Wed, May 20, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    chuck norris can lift a mountain over his head with one hand while perfectly making a pitcher of kool aid with the other

  15. Crank avatar

    Crank

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Wed, May 20, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    Chuck Norris is so tough he doesnt have a chin under his beard, instead he has ANOTHER FIST!

  16. Busta avatar

    Busta
    Moderator

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, May 21, 2009 at 2:16 AM

    I wanna be a trend like chuck norris. no fair



    my best friend in elementary school's dad was IDENTICAL to Chuck.

  17. Hybrid911 avatar

    Hybrid911

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, May 21, 2009 at 3:19 AM

    whos chuck norris? *googles* x

  18. Rob_J87 avatar

    Rob_J87

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, May 21, 2009 at 5:11 AM

    Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse... a horse is hung like Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris doesn't fix his hair in the morning...it lays in place out of sheer fright.

    this could go on all year lol

  19. @BassNachosTacos avatar

    @BassNachosTacos

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, May 21, 2009 at 5:32 AM

    Chuck Norris' Daughter Lost Her Virginity - He Got It Back
    =)

    Man there are so many of these

  20. @BassNachosTacos avatar

    @BassNachosTacos

    RE: CHUCK NORRIS

    Thu, May 21, 2009 at 5:34 AM

    xxLittleDirtyGirlxxErikaxx wrote:
    Busta wrote:
    we sell chuck norris books at my work.



    isn't chuck norris like sooooo 2005 though?



    yeah it's kinda old, and sometimes if it gets overdone it's like..really...just stop it's not even funny.
    but there's so many it's almost impossible to get sick of them. unless that's all you do. or someone who's ridiculously annoying talks about it all the time.



    Chuck Norris is waaaaay Old. I used to watch Walker Texas Ranger when i was just a wee one. lol about idk 12 years ago!