So Jeremy named the new puppy Marty, even though its a girl. When my brother brought it home it like pissed on the floor right away. It's scared of everyone, like if you walk up to it it'll back away or hide in a corner. It always walks around slowly with its tail between its legs. My cat bitch slapped it when he first saw it... all like "bitch, this is MY house!"
But other than that, it likes my nephew so far because he keeps feeding her crackers and like petting her any chance he gets. I don't really like the dog much.
Anyway though...eating subway, my brother didn't get a sub sandwich because he's still convinced that the male workers there jizz in the lettuce. We knew a few guys that used to work there and they were telling us about how they did that...I know they weren't lying because one of them fucked a bagel before.
I hate myspace right now. I got a shitload of friend requests from like a bot and on their profiles it had a shitload of topless chicks and it freaked me the fuck out....but yea..
I hate the following words so I try to avoid saying them:
Puppy, Kitty, Cookie, Sucker, Jelly, Loose, Bellybutton, Belly, Pretty, Emo, Punk, Dolphin, Toddler, Elderly....that's all I can think of at the top of my head, there's more probably.
ps: i hate nirvana with a burning passion.