so im texting joey, whos supposed to be in texas. i ask him if he wants me to send him money so he can come visit. he says no. then he sends,"want a surprize?!!" and i send, "what kind of surrise?" then he sends,"come outside." at that time, i start repeating to myself, "he cant be here. Hes in texas." i walk outside and turn on the porch light. i see joey and his friend jacob...