Katniss1987’s blog
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god dam it there is no such thing as vampires! Fucking Stephanie Meyer I'm gonna kill that bItch....twilights a bored i want my hours wasted watching that crap.
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Police: Where do you live? Me: With my parents.Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With me. Police: Where do all of you live? Me: Together.
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I'm a pretty weird person, So I'm pretty sure my parents hid my Hogwarts letter when i was eleven..lol
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Just witnessed a woman slip and fall flat on her arse at my bus stop in town. Slid right into my legs and almost took me down too. Some if the pavements in town are murder in the rain............... Either way, my bus had arrived and I wasn't waiting for the next one, so she made her own way to her feet. Lol she wasn't even walking, she was just stood at the stop leaning against the wall on...
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Friday the 13th, Keep calm and Don't go swimming don't have sex don't smoke don't drink just don't go out!! Don't run from the killer if you do get up and run faster for fucks sake! And above all turn on the stupid light before entering a room, Thank you!
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I Know the world will not end in 2012 because marty mcfly traveled to 2015 lma o
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Dear Santa, All I want for Xmas is: -two black shirts, -two pairs of black pants, -one pair of black boots, -two pairs of black socks, -one black jacket, -300£ personal burial money. Sincerely, Anonymous applicant. :D
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love is caused by the sudden flood of dopamine in the first stages of a relationship. It's basically your body making you high and people mistake it for love
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I Believe in black..and that laughing is the best cure for burning calories..I believe in kissing allot..I believe in being strong when everything seems to go wrong, I believe that happy girls are the best looking girl. I believe in tomorrow and tomorrow is another day..I believe in miracles. :D
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There Is no I in team This is true but there is a I in pie and team is a anagram of meat..so let's be a great team and get inside a pie..pmsl, This is what lack of sleep does to you
