Three people meet. The first one says:"I have the smallest hands in the world." The second one says: "I have the smallest feet in the world" and the third one says:"I have the smallest dick in the world.
After that, they wanted to be written in the "Book of Worlds Record".
Then, the first one says:"Yaaaay, I did it! I am in the Book of Worlds Record! I really have the smallest hands in the world!". The second one says:"Yaaaay, I did it! I am in the Book of Worlds Record! I really have the smallest feet in the world!" and the third one says: "Who the hell is Justin Bieber?!?".


Sorry if my English is not 100% correct. I heard this joke in Romanian so I translated it in English and I wanted to share it with you. For those who know Romanian, this is how it is in Romania... If you want to suggest that I should change something in the translation (for those who know Romanian), feel free to do it, I don't mind.
So here it is in Romanian:
"Trei oameni se intalnesc. Primul spune: Am cele mai mici maini din lume!" Al doilea spune "Am cele mai mici picioare din lume!",iar al treilea spune "Am cea mai mica "pasarica" din lume!"
Ei decid sa mearga sa se inregistreze la cartea recordurilor. Primul vine si spune "Yaaaay, chiar am cele mai mici maini din lume! Sunt in cartea recordurilor!", al doilea spune "Yaaaaay, chiar am cele mai mici picioare din lume! Sunt in cartea recordurilor!", iar al treilea spune "Cine dracu ii Justin Bieber?"