how to learn english ;D (tenses) xd
that was like this..:
my friend and I was thinking about how it will be if Coby (Dakota Shaddix of course ;P) will be our English teacher.. and guess how would be looks like the first lesson.. of course revision of tenses.. so.. :
examples for tenses (ACTIVE):
I fuck everyday with my wife.
I'm fucking now.
I fucked yesterday.
While I was fucking my fucking friend called to me.
At 6pm tomorrow I'll be fucking with my wife.
I will be fucking in my car tomorrow at 6.
Present Perfect Simple:
Have you ever fucked with somebody apart your wife?
Present Perfect Continuous:
I have been fucking my friend.
Past Perfect Simple:
I had fucked before I played concert.
Past Perfect Continuous:
Someone had been fucking in my office before I arrived.
Future Perfect Simple:
I'll have fucked my wife by tomorrow evening.
Future Perfect Continuous:
By the year 2011 I’ll have been fucking for 17 years.
and who tell me that English lesson with that guy could be boring? :D
That was in long, dark, and quite boring evening.. and that things are happend when we ( Diane and I ) are bored.. :D
I mean idea.. not that we fuck everyday.. xd