She Was So Blonde

Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 9:27 AM By: Melissa Ann

She was so blonde...

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.

She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

  1. Renegade-Rebel avatar

    On Jul 11, Renegade-Rebel said:

    Sounds like a preppy girl too me:/ nd i hate em all!!!!!

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