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About lushotology

My name is Valerie.
I was born on a hot summer day in 1994.
I've gotta follow my heart, no matter how far.
Green Day is the blood in my veins.
I am an American girl. I'm not a stick thin Brazilian bitch, so stick it in your juicebox and suck it.
I haven't worn a dress since my 13th birthday.
My favorite breed of dog is the German Shepherd.
I always read magazines from end to beginning.
I feel naked without eyeliner.
I want to move to Berkeley, CA.
I obsessively check the telephone for missed calls.
My dream jobs are manager of a Spencer's & professional body piercer.
My rats and my dogs are my children.

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