16 things to do at Walmart

Fri, Jun 4, 2010 at 11:14 AM By: Doo-Wops And Hooligans

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help tou, begin to cry and ask,
Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,
NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!!
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  1. Jacoby Adam Bennington avatar

    On Dec 04, Jacoby Adam Bennington said:

    LMFAO!!!!!! I can definitely picture you doing something like this on a funny tv show.
    That was sooo funny, I nearly fell off my seat laughing.
    I'd definitely do: 2, 6, 8, 9 but do my best Jacoby impersonation of his picture on the metamorphosis CD case, 11, 13, 14, 15 and 16, OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!
    Wish me luck.

  2. Queer Bunny avatar

    On Dec 03, Queer Bunny said:


  3. sarcastic pain avatar

    On Aug 05, sarcastic pain said:

    thts great and ive done a few of them


    On May 28, MEXICAN PHYCO*KITTY said:

    thats down... im so going to do some of those things!! xD

  5. Jacqueline87 avatar

    On May 20, Jacqueline87 said:

    hehe that made me giggle xx

  6. On Apr 13, "No*Matter*What" said:

    Damn those were fucking funny........I about died of laughter.

  7. jade h. avatar

    On Jan 28, jade h. said:

    thats awesome i wanna try haha

  8. Dragon Slayer avatar

    On Nov 06, Dragon Slayer said:

    Im going to do most of those things

  9. blood and pain avatar

    On Nov 03, blood and pain said:

    lmao i would do almost all of those things

  10. morgan:D avatar

    On Aug 28, morgan:D said:

    I'm goin to them all. I'll post a blog about what happens.

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